So I'm at work, cleaning up some dishes and brewing some chai tea. A woman comes up to the counter and asks me who the musician is on the speakers. "Joanna Newsom," I tell her. I'm excited that she's the fourth person to compliment the music. Then she says, "She has the most Annoying Voice." And she rubs her temples and cackles with pleasure (Displeasure?) "I've been listening to her for the past two hours and GOD." I give her a scathing look. And she walks out the door. 

Thank you Joanna Newsom, for kicking this woman out of this cafe.